Lets Meet Melvile

Melvile and his girl friend Aghatha. Melvile likes to cut himself but can't because he is a marshmallow. So he draws cut marks on him. He can stab himself though. Neither of them have brains. They are food. What did you expect? They were geniuses like myself? Of course not. Melvile is 15 in marshmallow years. The algorithm of human years to marshmallow years is: h=2.7m where h=human years, m=marshmellow years. So melvile is aprox 5.5 human years. I think.

Welcome

I am Sir (As if) Jimbo Xavier Corgito VII. I live in an alternate dimension and I decided to get some publicity in your world. So I dropped a message through the Crazy Vortex of Death and Lord Mythos Wyrm picked it up. He contacted me and Now he is publishing my work. Editor's Note: I am Lord Mythos Wyrm. I will keep all of Jimbo's writing just like I found them. All of my notes will be in Red. Thank you. I was born in 1989 and am living in the Great State of Sherfield. I am a cartoonist and have a nice house (he is a slacker who lives with his mom). I want everyone to know about my work. My current project is about a depressed Marshmallow named Melvile. His best friend is a stork and his girlfriend is a sun chip. I will send you scripts of the show until I figure out how to send videos and pictures through the vortex. (as bad as the cartoon sounds it is better than half of cartoon networks current playlist). I will also send you information about my world. Well good bye for now.